Saturday, June 18, 2016

ALERT: Lakewood "roshei moisdois" medicates their students with "Ritalin", THEY RECEIVE GOVERNMENTAL FUNDING, WHILE PERMANENTLY DAMAGING YOUR CHILD!

There was a student that made a lot of problems in class; he fought with classmates, made a lot of noise
The teacher tried a lot of things, but nothing helped.
He decided to tell the father about his sons behavior.
Father: What do you want me to do?
Teacher: Maybe take him for a check-up.
Father: How is that going to help?
Teacher: Maybe the child should take Ritalin (a calming drug).
Father: How am I going to get this Ritalin?
Teacher: No problem, Ill get it, and the child should take the pill every morning and everything will be o.k.
Father: Who is going to remember to give it to the child every day in a house full of children?
Teacher: Ill worry about it. Ill make sure he takes it every morning.
Father: But I dont want the whole class to know about it.
Teacher: No, no, Ill make sure that no one sees. Ill put the pill in the teachers room next to the coffee machine. Every morning Ill send your son to make my coffee and at the same time hell take his pill. Like this no one will know.
The father agreed to the plan. Every morning the teacher prepared the pill next to the coffee machine and went into class. After a few minutes the child would come in with the coffee, and everything went fine.
And now the atmosphere in the class was calm. The child wasnt sent out of class and there were no fights!
After a few weeks, the mother asked the child: Nu, whats doing in class?
Child: Great!
Mother: What happened that everythings so good?
Child: Its very simple. Every morning the teacher sends me to make his coffee. I go into the teachers room and there theres a special pill! I put the pill into the coffee and after he finishes to drink it, everything in the class is 100%!!!  

13 comments:

Marcelle said...

The system was flawed. The *child* was supposed to take the Ritalin, not the teacher!

Anonymous said...

That's so right, the Teachers and Menahalim should be taking "ritalin".

Anonymous said...

Zaier GUt!!!!

I Love Lakewood! said...

Today's Rabbeyim, young and . . . (fill in the blank)

Anonymous said...

nice one yudel

Anonymous said...

if the rabeim and the mikanchim would all take ritalin instead of the students we would have the greatest moisdois. WOW

Anonymous said...

The Moisdois make money that way.
They love to diagnose students as having add, aadd or some other diagnosis which brings them funding.

Anonymous said...

אשר זדו,עליהם-

בקדירה אשר בשלו,בה נתבשלו

רש"י
פרשתינו
יתרו

Anonymous said...

isn't this against the law prescribing medicine without a license?,and where do the rebbes get the Ritalin from?.
in my humble opinion these gangsters should be reported to the authorities immediately.

CHAIM

Anonymous said...

This is actually a true story that took place in Israel. The case was brought before a rav because the father of the boy didn't want to pay for the Ritalin.

Anonymous said...

I saw this question posed in Rav zilbersteins Sefer.

Groinem said...

In Lakewood, there is a pediatrician who prescribes ritalin by request of the mosdos. Ritalin tends to work in conjunction with therapy and most 'zombie cases' come from badly administered medication. Do not allow medication unless under the supervision of a psychiatrist who specializes in children, as well as a therapist who will teach the child how to utilize his/her newfound selfcontrol.

Anonymous said...

Good observation.even with Risalin its more effective if our efforts in conjuction,with therapy/moyach shalit aL halev, which is critical in times like these. When our thoghtsspeech action isn't all clear. Also in today's day we've found alternatives modalities, BH