Friday, October 24, 2025

Lakewood VAAD (Central Jersey VAAD) mission



VAAD's  Motto ; If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts

From an Email:

In Harvard Law school they teach the following;

If the law is in your favor and the facts are not?
               Harp in the law and ignore the facts.

If the facts are in your favor, but the law is not?
Harp on the facts and ignore the law.

If neither is in your favor?
Confuse them with bs.

The VAAD is great in the last part.


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Excuse me.
We argue with the facts.
As is the style in today's day and age (Post Election).

Josephus said...

Reb Yudel, Wadda ya think about Lakewood being named the sister city of Constantinople

Spiro Agnew said...

I served on the zoning board of Constantinople and made a fortune granting illegal variances for the Hippodrome

Julie Waldbaum said...

These comments are NOT appropriate. Constantinople is the name of an upscale & exclusive new supermarket that will be opening in Lakewood I"yh next month.The Twins from France, as well as Bello and Uncle Moishe will be full-time cashiers.The prices are very reasonable-no item less than $9.99. On Wednesdays-like by the Bronx Zoo-Kollel families pay what they wish.

Anonymous said...

A pundit from Lakewood or maybe Toms River who has a huge following: *Regarding the NJ race: It’s poshut that we vote for Jack Ciattarelli*, as he’s the better option for Jews across NJ. As Yidden, our vote should always go GOP when possible. (This Eli Berger seems to be good pick for Fire in my opinion as well) *If u have a mail in ballot at home, fill it out & send it in!* I dont know what the #Fake Vaad’s going to say & there’s absolutely zero reason to wait on them to say anything! That’s because they don’t matter & have proven time & again not to have our best interests in mind. *It should be with Siyata D’shmaya* #VoteRepublican

Anonymous said...

is a pundit like a putz? I know its a tough question