In Harvard Law school they teach the following;
If the law is in your favor and the facts are not?
Harp in the law and ignore the facts.
If the facts are in your favor, but the law is not?
Harp on the facts and ignore the law.
If neither is in your favor?
Confuse them with bs.
The VAAD is great in the last part.
4 comments:
Excuse me.
We argue with the facts.
As is the style in today's day and age (Post Election).
Reb Yudel, Wadda ya think about Lakewood being named the sister city of Constantinople
I served on the zoning board of Constantinople and made a fortune granting illegal variances for the Hippodrome
These comments are NOT appropriate. Constantinople is the name of an upscale & exclusive new supermarket that will be opening in Lakewood I"yh next month.The Twins from France, as well as Bello and Uncle Moishe will be full-time cashiers.The prices are very reasonable-no item less than $9.99. On Wednesdays-like by the Bronx Zoo-Kollel families pay what they wish.
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